{"id":837,"date":"2025-11-09T04:26:47","date_gmt":"2025-11-09T04:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=837"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:43","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:43","slug":"profa-de-romana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/profa-de-romana\/","title":{"rendered":"Profa de rom\u00e2n\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u0103 n-am avut o prof\u0103 de rom\u00e2n\u0103,<br>Frumoas\u0103 \u0219i mai pur\u0103 ca un crin,<br>E evident, am un limbaj de st\u00e2n\u0103<br>\u0218i-am devenit, \u00een timp, un misogin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunt dur \u0219i am expresii nepermise,<br>De\u0219i a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 par un mare domn,<br>Dar recunosc c\u0103-n mod frecvent am vise\u2026<br>Iar profele, \u00eemi tot apar \u00een somn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunt sexy, uneori provocatoare,<br>De\u0219i la g\u00e2t, pe lan\u021b, le-at\u00e2rn\u0103 cruci,<br>\u021ai-arat\u0103 minunatele picioare,<br>Apoi te pun la col\u021b, pe coji de nuci\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ce\u021bi picur\u0103 un drog pl\u0103cut \u00een ven\u0103,<br>\u0218i vorba lor, subit, te cucere\u0219te,<br>Au voce minunat\u0103 de siren\u0103<br>Dar sunt alunecoase ca un pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Duale, diferite-n comportare,<br>Pot fi \u0219i bl\u00e2nde, dar \u0219i dracul gol,<br>Din tandri mielu\u0219ei se schimb\u0103-n fiare<br>\u0218i crude,-\u021bi dau lucrare de control.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd m\u0103 trezesc sunt cu drapelu-n bern\u0103<br>\u0218i-acoperit de r\u00e2nduri de sudori,<br>Dar v\u0103d, c-am conjugat, \u00een somn, pe pern\u0103,<br>Cu pixul, \u201ea iubi\u201d, de zece ori!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u0103 n-am avut o prof\u0103 de rom\u00e2n\u0103,Frumoas\u0103 \u0219i mai pur\u0103 ca un crin,E evident, am un limbaj de st\u00e2n\u0103\u0218i-am devenit, \u00een timp, un misogin. Sunt dur \u0219i am expresii nepermise,De\u0219i a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 par un mare domn,Dar recunosc c\u0103-n mod frecvent am vise\u2026Iar profele, \u00eemi tot apar \u00een somn. Sunt sexy, uneori provocatoare,De\u0219i la g\u00e2t, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":840,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":839,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions\/839"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}