La o cafenea \u00een jungl\u0103, la o mas\u0103 mai retras\u0103,
Beau cafea hipopotamul, individ cu pielea groas\u0103,
C-o elefantes\u0103 ampl\u0103, mare specialist\u0103-n jocuri
Deocheate, m\u0103ritat\u0103, dar cu mini \u0219i cu tocuri.
El era un gur\u0103-casc\u0103, cu tricourile ude
De sudoare, st\u00e2nd \u00een balt\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua \u00een bermude
\u0218i fiindc\u0103 elefantul nu era deloc pe-acas\u0103,
\u00cel b\u00e2rfeau f\u0103r\u0103 de jen\u0103 pip\u0103indu-se sub mas\u0103,
Ba mai mult elefantesa \u00eenc\u0103lzit\u0103 foarte r\u0103u,
\u0218i-a b\u0103gat f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u0219ine trompa \u00een paharul s\u0103u.
Papagali c\u00e2ntau pe ramuri c\u00e2ntecele de amor,
B\u0103teau toba maimu\u021boii \u00een idilicul decor,
Atmosfera minunat\u0103 se cernea \u00een asfin\u021bit,
C\u00e2nd deodat\u2019 elefantesa scoase-un urlet ascu\u021bit,
\u0218i apoi cu disperare reu\u0219i s\u0103 se aga\u021be
Toat\u0103 tremur\u00e2nd de fric\u0103, la hipopotam \u00een bra\u021be!
Au venit jandarmi \u00een fug\u0103, care au g\u0103sit rapid,
Doar un \u0219oricel \u00een iarb\u0103, un recidivist perfid,
Ce ie\u0219ise dintr-o bort\u0103 chinuit de-o foame mare,
S\u0103 adune de sub mas\u0103 resturile de m\u00e2ncare.
\u00cens\u0103 drama debuteaz\u0103 implacabil cu sc\u00e2ntei,
C\u0103ci deodat\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 veste, elefantul, so\u021bul ei,
Huligan de prim\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103, b\u0103t\u0103u\u0219, pestri\u021b la ma\u021be,
Ap\u0103ru la fix s-o vad\u0103 pe nevast\u0103-sa \u00een bra\u021be
La hipopotamul care p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 se dumireasc\u0103,
Se trezi tr\u00e2ntit pe spate, acuz\u00e2nd o tromp\u0103-n basc\u0103
\u0218i apoi lu\u0103 papara, s\u0103 se sature de rochii,
C\u0103ci gelos nevoie mare, i-a umflat \u00eendat\u0103 ochii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala1
C\u00e2nd femeia-\u021bi sare-n bra\u021be, nu e cazul s-o deochi,
C\u0103-i posibil \u0219i b\u0103rbatul s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi sar\u0103 drept \u00een ochi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
O nevast\u0103 sperioas\u0103 poate s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fac\u0103 felul,
C\u00e2nd \u00eencepe pe sub mas\u0103 s\u0103 se mi\u0219te \u0219oricelul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti doar un gur\u0103-casc\u0103, nu te afi\u0219a cu pomp\u0103,
Cu femei ce au b\u0103rba\u021bii tipi masivi dota\u021bi cu tromp\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La o cafenea \u00een jungl\u0103, la o mas\u0103 mai retras\u0103,Beau cafea hipopotamul, individ cu pielea groas\u0103,C-o elefantes\u0103 ampl\u0103, mare specialist\u0103-n jocuriDeocheate, m\u0103ritat\u0103, dar cu mini \u0219i cu tocuri.El era un gur\u0103-casc\u0103, cu tricourile udeDe sudoare, st\u00e2nd \u00een balt\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua \u00een bermude\u0218i fiindc\u0103 elefantul nu era deloc pe-acas\u0103,\u00cel b\u00e2rfeau f\u0103r\u0103 de jen\u0103 pip\u0103indu-se sub mas\u0103,Ba […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":999,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=998"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1001,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions\/1001"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}